La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.

La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.

"Suddenly, we are all supposed to know Spanish!", the old Polish lady complained as she found there were no more Polish delis on Clark St. in her neighbourhood. Mrs. Cysowski spoke

to anyone within earshot, whether or not they spoke her language. The following Friday, Ms Cysowski went to the market only to find that the kielbasa was replaced by chorizo.

"Aye!" Ms. Cysowski uttered a series of German curse words. "When I said I wanted to be 'porked', this was not what I had in mind!" The chorizo stared at her, tempted to giggle.

It thought better of it, however, upon noticing the menacing gleam in the woman's eyes. Whilst this may all be a joke to the chorizo, it was clear that Ms Cysowski was anything but

joking. Ms Cysowski was intent on having a chorizo & egg breakfast taco or 2. The chorizo being sentient wasn't going to stop her from having a chorizo & egg breakfast taco or 2.

"How long has Ms. Cysowski been like this?" Dr. Goodfeel asked Hiram the night nurse. "Ever since she had that chorizo & egg breakfast taco this morning," answered Hiram. "Put her

in ICU with an IV drip and monitor her vitals." Dr. Goodfeel said solemnly. "This woman will never feel good again." he shook his head. Another innocent victim of breakfast tacos..

Meanwhile, the taco truck continued its journey, leaving behind it a wake of gastrointestinal devastation. Its owner got smart & hitched a porta-potty truck to it, charging $5 a cr