Asher Korovin's heartfelt painting – the

Asher Korovin's heartfelt painting – the result of cosmic emanations filtered through his transitory self – "The Brooklyn Charbucks" never caused much of a stir. Nonetheless,

Korovin's masterpiece did gain a certain vogue among the working class, who sipped their morning joe in front of what they deemed the promotional poster for an Aliens remake.

A. had seen the movie rwice and loved it. He loved horror films. His wife was less sure about. T

he only thing she was less sure about was that he looked good in the movie monster costume. He planned to wear it to the next Comic Con, too. "Is that real?" She asked and pointed

at the ragged stitches across his neck."Yeah, it's um, a motorcycle accident." "What happened? Your head got torn off?" she joked."Haha.Yeah.This is my 2nd head." Well at comic con

The driver of the SUV died on the spot, while the one in mini-truck was never found. CSI deduces he is injured and will admit into a hospital. Police suspects him for the murder.

The murder was not able, at the time, to suspect him directly because of reasons. The police were glad to suspect him for it for a sizable fee. Murder looked at the bill and winced

painfully. Murder retrieved his favorite knife, the 9 inch blade with a handle made of human bone, and plunged it into his heart. In the morgue they changed his name to suicide and

everyone came to weep sympathetically at his funeral, never knowing that he was just a rotten, murderous little punk. Or maybe knowing, but wanting to believe in a sweeter truth.