Marzipan fruit has a chalky consistency and

Marzipan fruit has a chalky consistency and a slight taste of almonds. Green olives are packed in jars. These, and many other facts, I have written down in my new best seller "

A novel which consists of a Chef who is going to cook his way into the White House and then bed the first lady. This chef actually had notches on his belt and this would be the

the final notch that would mean the destruction of the belt, it had been notched so much. Each notch represented a different sexual partner that he'd convinced to perform as a

see the balloon animal zoo he kept in his mother's basement. It was really quite impressive but nobody'd ever seen it because they were too afraid of being brutally attacked. This

was on account of the sign he hung on the basement door "Beware! Vicious wild animals" and that awful squeaking noise emanating from there when he twisted tubular balloons into

toilet commodes, and gremlins and ogres smiling hideously. Then he put another sign saying 'Beware the owner too.'

"He probably has the best loot," said the pixie-archer. "A toilet dungeon? Really?" complained the centaur-bard. The were-porcupine didn't care. She was a monk & smashed ogres like

nobody's business - a little poo was not a deterrent. Reluctantly the band of adventurers flushed themselves one by one down the Toilet of Doom, arriving with a splash in

Boring, Oregon, where nothing interesting ever happens. Except for when they became allies with Dull, Scotland. The Dull And Boring Alliance. Now there's a good name. :)