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I can't believe she had really done it.

  • I can't believe she had really done it. In the middle of a busy highway, in the middle of the afternoon, in the middle of an intense argument she just up and

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  • busted a move. An old school pop-and-lock routine stolen directly from 1984. Then entire civic jaw of the city dropped on the floor as she spun on her head, just then the

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  • audience went wild. Bristol Palin was finally famous for something aside from getting knocked up by a guy in a mullet. Her mom celebrated by gutting a deer for the celebration. The

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  • plentiful bounty appeared Thanksgiving day as a pair or moccasins, antler coat rack, venison roast, venison dressing, and an all out attack from Rudolph and all of Christmas town

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  • for Santa's newly acquired and troublesome penchant for reindeer flesh. Donner had been missing for weeks until Hermie found the carcass after a long day of teeth extractions

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  • The hooves had clearly been gnawed off by a denture wearer. You could still smell the rancid Fixodent, and the unmistakable sweetness of Mrs. Claus's sticky

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  • note. Why people think posties can solve the worlds problems is beyong me. One of my friends has them everywhere. By the calendar on the fridge, she communicates with her only

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  • libing relative and housemate, Nana Boon. Nana Boon, however, is blind so my friend indents the paper to make braile.

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  • "That's no way to make Nana Boon comfortable, silly willy", Mama said hesitantly, "she's so sensitive about her vision". That's when it occurred to me that

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  • Mama had problems of her own; her concern for Nana Boon let her put them aside. Nana would try to drive despite her semi-blindness and we needed the money from her pizza job to

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