In the Black Hills of South Dakota, just

  • In the Black Hills of South Dakota, just off of highway 90, there is corrugated rusted hangar. If you pull into the dirt lot, and pay a dollar at the turnstyle, you will see

  • the most amazing sight in your life. Little girls and boys dance and sing their hearts and souls out in that rusted hangar. It's the dirtiest place in the world, but

  • that'll work wonders for the immune system. What's that? Those delightful dancing children haven't had their tetanus shots? Good god, this hangar is the Rusty Bucket Bay of rust!

  • A jovial red-haired man with an abundant beard appeared behind the checkout counter. "Welcome to Rusty Bucket Bay! We got rust! Lots of it! All kinds! My name is Rusty!" The kids

  • kept walking to the next store. This was a store where you could create your own stuffed animal. Except the kids saw the empty skin of children and then a machine with intestines

  • full of polyester cotton. One of the plush dolls fell and ripped. "Is that...rice?" It appears the Asian stuffed animals were filled with rice. This building is full of interesting

  • Chinese restaurants that have found a convenient way to get rid of the rice leftovers. "Economic and ecological !" as Mr Wang had told him the last time he bumped into him.

  • It came out later that Mr Wang had gotten the idea from something Madam Wong had confided in him about long ago. "See, we take extra rice and stuff it into dumpling, then feed to

  • rittle one, when he no lookin' so he get big buddha berry an' he sreep pleetee loong time. So no have diffikurty wit ge up uuree for day job at Mrs. Wong's. No excyusses Mr Wang!

  • BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Gee up! Gee up now, you! BONG! BONG! BONG! You bee silly! BONG! BONG! BONG!……BANG!…Mr. Wang! Mr. Wang! Why yoo do dis to meee??



  1. PurpleProf Oct 24 2014 @ 17:35

    Weird. Just plain weird.

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