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Joseph dream that he would one day rule over

  • Joseph dream that he would one day rule over his siblings and parents, but for the time being he had to be their slave. He was 13 after all, and what 13 year old doesn't feel like

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  • an undiscovered rockstar? He'd march to the beat of his family's drum for now, but he had some slick beats of his own. Joseph's brothers called him a dreamer and booed his dusting

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  • of his bongos. However Joseph just knew his nay-saying relatives would all recant their words later when he one day became a world-famous musician. He brushed his fingers over the

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  • single, plain, lone, moist, hair on his planet-sized white scalp. Joseph loved that hair. His "Magic Lock." He knew that women dug it, especially when he let it hand down in

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  • his eyes like a wildman. Young. Free. Sexy. That's how Joseph felt when he let his one hair down. Leaning against the bar, he swirled his bourbon around & scanned the room. It was

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  • a Friday night. Joseph brimmed with liquid courage. He put his drink down and approached a sexy mermaid chilling by the wine coolers. "Hey," he said, slicking back his one hair.

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  • She was not impressed. So he said: 13. At no time will sauce be delivered from above the flesh. 14. The flesh is the motive and as such all motion reserves to the flesh. 15. Only

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  • At Z (zombie) rated movies will the homemade vodka sauce be served. Otherwise, we sell it in jars. 16. Fake plastic trees are to be planted so zombies can't try to eat them. 17.

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  • Zombies are bad. Unless you want an interesting movie plot. 18. Try not to be annoyed by their desperate pleas for "brains." It's all they have left in their lives. 19.

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  • 19. 19. 19. 19. 19. 19 ... In World War 2 the average age of a combat soldier was 26, in Vietnam it was 19. in Vietnam it was 19. in Vietnam it was 19.19. .19...

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