Health consequences aside, and speaking purely

Health consequences aside, and speaking purely in terms of calorie/dollar efficiency, it's clear that the best food currently available is

circus peanuts. You know the kind...orange and squishy, made of marshmallow? The USDA Nutrition guidelines indicate circus peanuts as an excellent source of refined sugar and artif

icial refined sugar. At least the circus spirit is real, though. Every circus peanut is given a gentle trunk hug by a circus elephant balancing on a ball, then tossed through rings

Trash had infiltrated our awesome Mall of Tripping Out. The Circus Spirit Trash were a strange blend of Club Hipster and Neo-Dead Heads. The totally laid a heavy bum out because

having just returned from Burning Man they had exhausted their choice pharmaceuticals and had nothing to offer but ditchweed and Advil. Besides that, The Circus Spirit Trash were

Themselves just returned from Burning Man and were eager to buy the ditchweed.

"This stuff is legit," the seller rambled. "And I dried it myself in my own oven. Here, try it." I couldn't find any cigarette paper so I had to use a page from my bible.

Jeremiah 11:9 Then the LORD said to me, "A conspiracy has been found among the men of Judah and among the inhabitants of Jerusalem." The seller looked at me as if to question my

humanity, my readiness, my receptivity, my trustworthiness, my choice of pizza toppings. I know not which. But he handed me the book and we went for coffee.