Should sex be used as a reward (do this and

Should sex be used as a reward (do this and I'll do that)? A threat (do this or I'll do that)? An identity (be a man)? A fill-in-the-blank bubble (M, F, Other)? Should marital sex

(OK, I thought to myself, this was not exactly what I expected when I sat down with Junior to tell him about the birds & the bees.) I cleared my throat. "Ummmm...well, you see,

Junior looked at me expectantly. "Er, basically you hold hands with a girl, they get pregnant and die......goodnight." I left quickly. His mother could sort it out later.

It was only when I got home that I remembered his mother was a hideously deformed snow leopard with a penchant for buggery and lies. It was up to me to tell the boy the truth that

Combine the unique voice of frontman Eric Deneen, tasteful guitars of Mark McCarthy, and grooves of Rosie Huntress (bass) and Ryan Ennis (drums). His hideous mother was in a band

Of Susans, though no members were named Susan. Susan was the robot his mum hired to do her housework. She was too busy playing guitar, inspired by Ziggy. Their CD was released

from prison last night & he was expected to be dumped on their back porch sometime in the early morning. They were still debating what to do with him. CD wasn't going to like what

he found that morning, right next to his milk delivery. CD was so upset he could barely pour his milk over his All Bran. But eventually he pulled the body inside and kicked it

until it told him to stop. CD froze with shock, and by the time he could bring himself to move again, the body had wandered out of sight.