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  • If I kept pressing these keys as fast as possible, I will be the greatest sprinter in the Olympic Decathalon! Damn! the data-tape broke. What TRS-80 games do I have. Hmm Thermo-Nuc

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  • was the name of the newest mutant. Thermo-Nuc was a buddhist monk who'd been shot with gamma rays by the Chinese in a chicken nugget factory. The result was a gigantic green monk

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  • who could cause mini nuclear explosions with his elbows that gave off a sound like a chicken being strangled. "What has become of my school?" Professor X asked, face-palming. He

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  • thought of saying "class dismissed" but even that was enough to send them packing. All except the quiet one, Meredith Conquest. "Please help me, Professor X. Ethics might not be

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  • Part of the process of keeping the job you now have." There were a lot of nasty plots going on. It was getting worse daily. People were becoming unhinged. V for Vendetta, that was

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  • a movie or something, right? Whatever. I'm more into books, which is why my job is in jeopardy. I would have made a better book editor than a lifeguard. People thrash in the water

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  • as I put down Gone With the Wind & remove my sunglasses & lifeguard whistle to dive in and save them. Turns out they were just fooling around and not actually drowning. "OUT!" I

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  • screamed. "Or I'll kick you both in the dick!" Lifeguards don't command the respect they once did. The boys continued to flop around like dying fish. Clearly I would need to esca

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  • pe before he could poison everyone. I'd seen it before people turned to fish. I hopped the fence just as they became into fish but my girlfriend? Lets just say I keep a fish bowl.

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