One day, while a fine young man who went

One day, while a fine young man who went by the name Nick was sitting cross-legged atop a large oval pillar

another dastardly young man named Nock sat atop a large hexagonal pillar in a parallel dimension. An enormous solar flare caused Nick and Nock to swap dimensions. When Nick looked

up Nock looked down. Nick nocked as Nock nicked, nocking Nick's nicking nock at Nock's nicked nock nick. Nevertheless, Nick and Nock were still inter-dimensional dastards!

Being in a Dr. Seuss story was making my brain go brainy! Nick and Nock knocked around until Nick sent a secret message to Dr. Seuss himself. "Please use rhymes only when I

am taking a bath." Dr. Seuss read the request that guffawed in his ale. "What a twerp" he sighed and relaxed into his recliner. He could take the whole next 6 months off and travel

to Palm Beach while his this scab Seuss writers hatched out a story. "Just make it rhyme and use the vocabulary of a 3 year old." He yelled. Hung up , then ordered Deviled Green Eg

gs and Kosher Ham (how's that for a contradiction) to be brought to his room. His best friend's wife's younger sister was still asleep in the bathtub. He wondered when she'd leave.

I'd eaten an entire jar of pickled okra and my bowels were on the verge of bursting at the seams if I didn't get the boiling hot mess of salty brine inside of my stomach out of me

onto the floor, which included my old laptop! So that's where that went! My sleep-eating habit could be really problematic sometimes.