Dahli Parton was a strange blend of intense

Dahli Parton was a strange blend of intense Dadaism and

huge breasts!They all wore blond wigs and sang a mantra about a goddess named Joleene.

The secret ways of the masons are mysterious and go all the way back to the Egyptian pyramids. Very few knew that the inner circle was into Cabaret and Judy Garland.

Indeed the Mason's had realized the dance numbers passed from mother to daughter, from Wizard of Oz to Cabaret, lay the secret patterns of non-Euclidean geometry that would unlock

the mysteries of the small. Mason grabbed chalk & covered a blackboard in complicated sums. He couldn't help it, he was a genius! Non-Euclidean geometry & the tango collided

like a member of maths club and a member of the swing choir locking their braces together. Mason knew not the initial implications of his discovery--contrary to his autobiography.

Mason at that time only knew that he had gotten a lot of fame for his discovery and that was all the mattered to him. He was like OMG I'm so famous! He was then on held with great

Intensity and then let the whole thing crash, waking up the neighbours. He slunk into his room. Then all hell broke loose across town, where the monkeys hand was found that night.

Det. Manatee held a press conference: "At present, we can't identify the monkey the hand belonged to. The hand was found holding a wrench, with which the victim's head was bashed."