Can I see it she asked? So I took it out

Can I see it she asked? So I took it out and proudly displayed it! Its so big and hard she said. I just smiled. May I touch she asked? Gently I said. Wow a petrified Dino Bugger

I mean, Dino BuRGER, (I have a speech impediment). The petrified Dino Burger was proof that the Flintone's actually

were our ancestors. Of course the elitist university archaeologist cabal didn't believe it. I was sure I was excavating the foundations of Bedrock. The skeletal remains of Fred Fli

ntstone would be worth a fortune if I could pull this off. I already had an oversized jawbone, a thick skull with tiny brain cavity, large metatarsals, and a spotted orange frock.

de la coiffe, then I had seriously misjudged him. More than anything, I wanted Fred Flintstone to take me to the Royal Order or Buffaloes dinner dance on Friday night. We'd have a

brontosaurus steak or two, pound a few beers and then, if I was lucky, a gay old time. I don't know what he saw in the Rubble creature - beady black eyes, short, dumb as a

Diplodocus, and smelly to boot. He also had narcolepsy, so he was constantly passing out. I had to wake him up so many times, I was dubbed the Rubble Rouser.

Somwhere lost in time, a drunken sheep stumbled through a thicket bleating softly as it mourned the loss of its virginity... and the narcoleptic diplodicous slept on.

And that's how we get the saying, "Whenever a butterfly flaps its wings, cataclysmic meteors rain down somewhere on the earth and destroy all living life." Like our administration.