His armor clanked as Arthur fenced to get

His armor clanked as Arthur fenced to get past the iron shield of her chastity belt. "The kingdom for a locksmith!" he cried. Master Bracegirdle was called to the Queens bedchamber

yet Master Bracegirdle, in the Queen's bedroom, could not defeat the chastity belt's mechanisms. Arthur, feeling a need to be the sire of her heirs, heated the belt with friction.

"You know what, Arthur" said the Queen from her end of the bed, "I'm not sure that chastity belt frottage is the best was to begat heirs. Lets's rethink the problem from first prin

ce album entitled, "For You," which was recorded at Record Plant Studios. The Masochistic Queen had heard her stupid minister's theories about the "purple one" before.

But the main thing to remember about the Purple One, is that she isn't looking for her friends. Her friends are looking for her. Only if you can find her are you deemed worthy. I s

oaked in the rays down by the fishing pond where nobody had caught a fish in twenty years, when I caught sight of the Purple One without even searching. There she was, eleven stone

and riding an underwater motorcycle, wearing nothing but too much eyeliner. The Purple One winked at me saucily as I imagined her sizzling in my frying pan. But she darted away

while cackling at me! She is so full of herself! As I sped to catch up with her, I found that she was being attacked and stung by so many jellyfish!

Who is she? What is she doing?