The shuttle docked at the space station.

The shuttle docked at the space station. When the hatch was opened Captain Jeremy expected to meet

the blue chick from Avatar. But this was a boring repairs mission to the ISS. NASA's virtual reality tour wasn't nearly as exciting as Jeremy had hoped. After making repairs, he

climbed out of the virtual reality pod and waddled over to the nearest Nasa employee. "Hey!" He squealed in his high nasal nerd voice. "Where's the good stuff? Blue Avatar Chicks?"

Vick Studly, Nasa Employee, did a flying kick to the Nerdbot for 50 exp and his level 3 vaporware. Josh Crunk, the player, fist pumped and dropped his controller.

Me, being player three, experienced a bit of a shock when I realized that my controller wasn't even plugged in. So much

of my time was spent playing Wii, I had developed telepathic capability & could control the Wii game player with my mind. Soon I realized that I could control other remote devices

without the usual bothers of finger or hand motion. I was able, from a completely prone, resting state, to microwave a burrito, apply hot sauce, play angry birds, and channel surf.

At first I wasn't sure if my newfound sedentary capability was some form of astral projection or mere psychokinesis. Then I realized the heart is the heaviest muscle to move.

win every case & got filthy rich. On the outside, I had it all...but inside, I was a dead man walking. Plastering a fake smile on my face, I adjusted my bow tie & scuttled away.