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There are many monsters that wander this

  • There are many monsters that wander this world of ours. The most common is the Troll. The Troll is a strange speciman. It acts for strange reasons. One time during an experiment it

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  • grabbed the professor violently. Didi you know that most trolls fancy shoes to an alarming extent? They steal other people's shoes from e.g. outside bouncehouses, locker rooms &c

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  • The professor looked down at torn leather elbow patch. "Trolls stealing shoes? Is that going to be your PhD dissertation? Good God man!" I was taken aback, "But they're real!"

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  • You'll have to look for another PhD advisor if you want to pursue this Troll thing further.I suggest you talk to old Engebretsen. He's an "expert" on nordic myths & has no students

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  • But he does have a middle-aged student named Robert who is also a shaman and goes wild on full moon nights. He is something of a myth himself. Once he approached old Engebretsen

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  • and took the old dawg's telemescope. "You gettin' upstage, 'cause you just got played," Robert quipped, then went off drinking and driving and carousin' and other deeds such as

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  • inventing the phrase, "Homie don't play that."

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  • Even though nobody had a clue to the meaning of the word 'homie', it quickly became popular with all sorts of subcultures, each giving own meaning to the phrase 'Homie, don't play

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  • the hater!" One day, a clueless white boy who had no understanding of Ebonics asked a black man what a 'cracker' was. Shaq, smiling, looked down at the lad and said, "Well,

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  • fo shizzle yo mean dat wack-a$$ bread thing dat yo mama put da shiznit on, right?" We gave up at that point and went back to weaving our baskets

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