When you look at yourself in the mirror and

You just have to think if there any chance of turning your life around. Maybe for starters, debate on getting a dog.

I know this is bad advice, but try and find someone. While you can't depend on someone for happiness, support is something everyone needs.

But support doesn't need to come from a romantic relationship, it can come from family or friends.

Support can also come from a doberman in heels, or a bored Indian man eating leftovers in a call center.

maybe this place isn't actually real at all and the support that I am seeking is simply waking up from the horrible place I have placed myself in, now where does

the poop go after you flush? I pondered. I flushed a gps tracking device down the toilet and followed it to this place, but in some way, I blacked out and I don’t know where I am.

The smell of fish tacos did the trick. I gagged and stumbled across a mile high bridge in pitch blackness. A giant four legged figure approached me and said "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

With all I’d gone through, I wasn’t about to let a giant 4-legged figure keep me from crossing. So I kicked it right in its giant nut sack. As it doubled up, I crossed. I was FREE!