He was widely known for inventing Karma Sutra,

He was widely known for inventing Karma Sutra, sort of a Pay It Forward meets Debbie Does Dallas. He'd had an outstanding run lately and it was ladies night down at Ray's Tavern so

he slipped on his lingam and guru outfit. Ray's was bursting with nubile females & he planned to instruct them all in Karma Sutra, the art of good sex in future incarnations.

Unfortunately he was 200 pounds and he was wearing the toddler sized underoos. a child pointed at him and said, "there's a snake in my boot." All he could do was

stand there as mothers crowded around in shocked adulation, pointing disparagingly at his toddler-sized underpants. The fatty cringed. whimpered and tried to edge out of the store

but there wasn't enough space for his ridiculous amount of fat. The mothers continued to tease the poor guy. One in particular, Majela, started a playground chant, "1 plus 1 equals

10" (in binary). Majela was a computer science knurd (who always spelled it that way because of the significance of the word spelled backwards). More taunts were hurled

at Majela than hailstones and tree branches at a trailer park during a Kansas tornado. Being a knurd (gotta love that word) is even harder when you're from

Kansas, but near impossible when you come from Hong Kong, and speak no English or Arabic. And then probably much worse than being in a trailer park in a Kansas Tornado!

But the worst thing of all would be to choke on a rotten turnip. I really hate it when that happens.