Carnivorous

Carnivorous

pumpkins would finally have their revenge this year. They would see who would make a pie of whom. They bided their time among the other pumpkins in the

3rd grade classroom, their lust for daring little hands naught but insatiable. Queen Pumpkin the Fleshmangler had printed out meat pie recipes the night before. "My Pumpkins, today

are filled with a certain wife of a very well known pumpkin eater." Said Queen Pumpkin. The Muppet Babies were not going to take this lying down. They had to kill her but how?

backyard mowing and hedge trimming. The quadicorn didn't quite grasp the concept, however, & at the queen-elect's 87th annual birthday, it ate the royal butterfly nobility. "This

Creature is descended from the trilobytes, Dr. Zook told the class in the Science department of Queensland University.the trilobytes were able to use their tentacles to extract

zero-point-energy from the quantum vacuum. Thus fortified the trilobites raced up the evolutionary tree & hopped off in present day Australia. Dr Zook screamed & pointed. The class

of biology students turned to look. Uluru was moving propelled by great articulated legs emerging from its sides. The trilobite bore down on their camper as Dr.Zook floored the gas

& set the exhaust pipe to 'missile' mode. Before he could fire, a student tackled him to save the last trilobite in existence. Uluru saw the wreckage: "My day for thumbing a ride."