A jobsworth is a person who uses their job

A jobsworth is a person who uses their job description in a deliberately uncooperative way, or who seemingly delights in acting in an obstructive or unhelpful manner. "I can't do

windows, carpetting, silverware or bedding. I am allergic to dogs, cats, dust, detergent, & pungent odors. I love being a maid & looking forward to working for you." The applicant

tried to hold back his laughter. He had no intention of taking this job, but had to apply for some kind of work or he'd be cut off from Unemployment Benefits. Maybe this would

be the ticket? He'd never been a music producer before, but apparently experience was not a requirement. He had to work with this wailing chick named Alanis Morissette. The first

project was her annoyingly good song, "You Oughta Know". She was a perfectionist. She knew the art of caterwauling very well. She excelled at it as a child. One afternoon, she was

practicing when a male cat flew in the window. "I've been looking for a babe like you," he said as he sprayed the credenza. "Darling, we're not even the same species," she told him

but then thought "what the heck" and started disrobing. When I say started, I mean she would remove each piece and painstakingly fold it in a neat pile on the credenza. Cat said

It was International Granny Panties Day, and grandma felt especially empowered. We were late for the train, so we had to agree to ride the train with a pantless grandma

, but she proudly waved her pair about throughout the ride, & might have ended up marrying the ticket collector, had not the absence of her Depends made itself felt after lunch.