As he lay on his hospice bed, death fast

As he lay on his hospice bed, death fast approaching. A religious councilor came to try and comfort him. She spoke for a while and he said "Hush! God can wait. Paul Harveys on."

Paul Harvey was welcoming him, beckoning him to follow the light with the promise of heaven. In the background, far away, he could hear the sound of a flatlined monitor. He rose

to greet Paul at the Pearly Gates, when Paul pushed the trap door to the exit chute to Hell and exclaimed to the man, "Paul Harvey..........................Good day!"

But the Pearly Gates opened and knocked Paul into the exit chute to Hell. He landed in a fiery lake, Paul Harvey was sitting on a throne and said, "And that's the rest of the story

great watermelon. He really didn't know why but far inside he knew he has to! just after he started feeling very strange and

gay, he realized that the watermelon had injected him with a mysterioud substance. "Oh god!! WH DO I HAVE BOOBS?!" he screamed. The formidable melon replied, experimental steroids"

After that booby conversation i finally go to the Theme Park, so boring that i go to my house to play some Wii and still boring. I finally go to my friend's house and play some

Xbox 360, and after a couple brutal round of Red Dead Redemption, my stomach began to

explode. As I bled out and faded into oblivion, I realized it was punishing me for filling it with leftover Taco Bell. This was no Red Dead Redemption - this was Red Dead Revenge!