A chemistry professor went on a date and

A chemistry professor went on a date and then said "wow I'm in Au" Ba dum tss

But was Prof made of the right metal for this? He tried to express his burning feelings but they were foiled by his tungsten tied sputtering. Was it all a filament oh his dim bulb?

He had to steel himself. Prof professed his feelings, but Officer Platina was preoccupied with yesterday's sting operation. "Iridium his rights, but he wouldn't stop talking..."

, but I do appreciate the declaration of love." The Professor cut in once again, "You don't get it! The murderer, he's targeted all the people I crushed on!"

she cried. "Pish posh," said the Professor, "Even if the murderer were to come after me, campus security is very tight right now." It was then that she saw a shadow on the curtians

take the shape of a rabbits head then a bird. She drew back the curtain and saw Ashley, a girl from her trig class, quickly drop her hands and smile at her. she laughed and waved h

hello. She instantly felt betrayed and silly. Shadow puppets. What was she thinking? How amateur. Did she really think that was going to win her over? What was this, the days of va

pourus, insubstantial gestures? When would the puppeteers grow up and present a mature and completed play in 3 acts, as required by the committee? She was now determined to

to show them how it was done! So she pulled multiple all nighters, created 7 new puppets and wrote a master piece! It took her 39 years but, finally, she showed those puppeteers!