The secret to making quality pancakes, is

The secret to making quality pancakes, is to stir the batter until it is smooth.

No, the secret to make quality pancakes is not to stir the batter until it is smooth. It should be a bit lumpy. Otherwise your proto-pankcake galaxy will not condense stars.

Also, remember not to flip your pancake universes until they are pockmarked with dangerous black holes, which lead to alternate pancake universes. More for everyone!

Careful though! Nothing can escape black holes, not even pancake universes. When they are done, dress them with layers of butter and maple syrup. May the fork be with you!

After that, the horror continues. The Water Tribe comes out of nowhere with soap and washes any remains of the Pancakeitar.

The Pancakeitar was unfazed. It couldn't be eaten anymore now! It combined it's remaining crumbs and formed a penny-size pancake. He could still beat the Fire Nation!

The fire Nation was quite lovely to visit. The old king orderec a ban on the elephants being mistreated.

The new king abrogated it. This move did not go unnoticed.

All the peasants stormed the castle and hauled the king out. Bringing him to the public square, the mob yelled in unison, "We see what you did there."