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It was dark, I could hear them outside, but

  • It was dark, I could hear them outside, but I didn't want to move in case they heard me.
  • I'd been squatting in old Cagliastro's condemned mansion keeping his ghost company.I'd barricaded the door with halbards and the moldering victorian sofa.The police mike squalked,"
  • I could hardly make out the words, it sounded like he said "This house is haunted!', but the mysterious thing outside was knocking the door to
  • the core. "Haunted? nonsense." I opened the door. "Trick or Treat!" I brought my bowl of toothbrushes. The ghost was impressive but how was I able to see my Prius through gauze?
  • "Gauze and paws rhyme" was all I could muster. The ghost's visit had little effect on the prognosis after my stroke. I had so much to say on this Halloween, but couldn't quite get
  • images of Hot Topic and spider rings out of my head. Damn stroke. That's the last time I hyperventilate to feel high when there is nothing to huff under the cupboard. Stroked out
  • like a character from Jerk City, I cut out faces from the Land's End catalogue and combine sentences from the words on the opposite page. My head throbs from my stroke. I need to
  • sell my craftwork but so far nobody at the aged care home is interested. I have never been any good at selling and now with my decking health I just can't seem to
  • ...it's odd how I randomly say the wrong words here and there sometimes when I'm toking...odder still how aware I am of my own dementia. My craft business at the nursing home folde
  • d but my tea-bagging business went nuts! Like my old Aunt Valetta used to say, "when yer done toking, start ironing squirrels." Nurse, nurse, pain meds, please...NOW!

2 Comments

  1. inatick Mar 16 2013 @ 05:25

    Decking health .. Auto correct declining health

  2. PurpleProf Mar 16 2013 @ 23:11

    Yeah, but we can use such errors to our advantage! I liked what you wrote, inatick...

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