Say what you will but I have never met a

Say what you will but I have never met a bad idea I didn’t like.

There's something enticing about a idiotic idea, a strange allure.

Quick! Quick! Write it down in your journal before it gets away! So far I have trapped 300 dumb ideas to paper. I hope they will stew and develop a real whopper. Why do I do it?

Flashback: You remember your grandmother, dragging herself from where the wheelchair had deposited her on the rocks where it had flung her. She was racing against the tide that was

cackling:"I know I left my glasses here SOMEWHERE!" "Grandma," you urge "this is a TSUNAMI!We don't need your &$%#* glasses now!" "But I won't be able to watch GOT! I've not missed

an episode yet!" yelled Grandma as she sprinted up the hill to safety with her old Magnavox. I sure hope I have her genes. From there I watched the tsunami as it swelled, then

it crashed on the shore. People were screaming as hundreds were dragged away in the water and countless buildings were destroyed. As I nearly got hit by an umbrella, I saw Grandma.

She was laughing maniacally, staring at the people struggling desperately to keep their heads above water. "Grandma!" I shouted to her but she was watching the people drown.

It wasn't long before everyone was gone,the only evidence of what had happened,a stray pink bikini top. "Serves 'em all right for what they did!" Grandma cackled. I simply fainted.