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Behold!

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  • My discovery! Take any element of the periodic table and add the suffix "-poisoning" and you'll probably find someone who has died from it. For this discovery, I'll undoubtedly

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  • win the Ig Nobel prize. I rushed to the computer to nominate myself for the prize. Only to find, to my dismay, that the computer

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  • had a virus that caused it to email my home-made porn instead of my Nobel Prize nomination. Surprisingly, I won, coming first in the category of coming first.

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  • The awards ceremony was not so lavish,nor dress code as formal as the Nobels,but the Golden Dildo made a fine figure next to the Golden Turd on my mantle,a real conversation piece!

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  • But after noticing that every single one of my awards were shaped after embarrassing objects, I decided to move on to something less

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  • suited to innuendo and gutter mindedness. My therapist would be so happy, I was ignoring phallic symbols and other things. My GutterMind Syndrome was getting better, I thought. Pen

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  • s and pencils, however, still caused me to spontaneously shout "Cock" and "Prick" at the sight of them followed by deep, uncontrollable bouts of laughter. I hadn't been cured comp

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  • Letely of the sinus infection, so my cough must have scared them. Pope Pius XI was out taking a walk when the legless pigeon found him. He blessed it and me too, simultaneously.

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  • I was pissed by this 2-for-1 business & was about to tell the Pope where to go but he smiled upon us so beatifically that I built a little wheelchair for the pigeon, who flew away.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Mar 19 2016 @ 10:03

    @Gibber, your finishing fold makes for a nice picture and fits well with the semipenultimate fold ;-)

  2. Gibber Mar 19 2016 @ 13:16

    Thanks, Slim!

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