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He gulped down his last swig of Maalox and

  • He gulped down his last swig of Maalox and then he champed down on his last piece of candy cigarette. As the early morning sun captured his eyes, all expression escaped from his

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  • haunted eyes. It was time. He picked up his briefcase and stepped into the conference room. "Gentlemen I would like to introduce you to my product:" he opened the briefcase"CatBat"

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  • my newest and most popular animal hybrid. "CatBat" is an adorable house cat with wings and vampire tendencies. Wildly entertaining! CatBat will impress any guest, rodents

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  • beware. Surprise! CatBat likes to hunt at night. Cat with bat wings is a good way to keep rodents at bay, if your household is having trouble with mice, CatBat is sure to impress.

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  • CatBat is the new best pet to get! That's right folks, for only $67.99, you can have your new Cat Bat (rodent killed guaranteed!) delivered - with free shipping! Just call us at

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  • 1-800-4CAT-BAT, yes 1-800-4CAT-BAT! Operators are standing by!!! Beep-beep-beep-squeek-beep-boopity-beep. "Hello,I've got a rodent/insect infestation & want to order 20 CatBats!"

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  • "Is this the CatBat hotline? I recently ordered 20 from your 1-800 #- for pest control.Now, every baby on our block is airbourne. Can you assist?" "Certainly, Sir.E-mail & model #,

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  • Plus your packing slip and invoice." The man helping me had a thick Indian accent and had a hard time understanding my complaints. There was no other number for customer service.

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  • My only recourse was to move to India in order to get the hang of the language. I lived there for 12 years and became Hindu. Now when I'm vexed, I simply call on Shiva, who

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  • supports my right to bare arms. مجھے گلے لگاؤ

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5 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Feb 22 2018 @ 21:16

    مجھے گلے لگاؤ means "Hug me!" in Urdu.

  2. IceSquad Feb 23 2018 @ 07:14

    ہم جانتے تھے.

  3. Woab Feb 23 2018 @ 11:02

    Urdu or die.

  4. pinky Feb 23 2018 @ 14:12

    Eeep! Rodentisim! [sob..] Knarf! Seriously though - great continuity on this one folks!

  5. SlimWhitman Feb 26 2018 @ 15:42

    The comments are a riot too!

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