45

I am an invisible manwich.

  • I am an invisible manwich.

    3
  • Nobody knows this but me, but it's good to know your place. One day during my lunch break, I became sandwiched between a BLT and a tuna melt.

    5
  • I was just on my regular morning commute & the BLT and tuna melt had me boxed in. Driving my Wienermobile had never caused me so much strife before, but this was Rye Bread Country.

    6
  • The bastards left me no choice. I pressed the red button. Ketchup sprayed all out the sides and back of the Wienermobile, covering the BLT and tuna melt. They spun off and crashed

    5
  • , killing The Toaster & his henchmen. "Holy corndog!" said Vienna Sausage. "Time is running out for the pigs in a blanket at the school," said Wienerman. The Wienermobile rocketed

    5
  • down the highway, faster than a speeding kielbasa! They had to reach the pigs in time! The Wienermobile screened around the corner. Vienna Sausage grabbed Wienerman' s

    5
  • buttocks, gripping on tightly for dear life. "I won't lose you, Wienerman!" Vienna declared. "Not again! I have something to say!" Unfortunately for Vienna, at that exact moment

    3
  • sneezed the most violent sneeze that she had ever sneeze. "NOOOOOOOO!" Vienna screamed as

    3
  • She and Timmy blew away far into the humid horizon. Fred, having just sneezed was quite happy at the prospect of having the house to himself and went upstairs to fetch a tissue

    5
  • when he was overcome with an itch in the crevices of his longish nose. He huffed & he puffed & he blew his house down.The insurance agent Mr. Pig said straw houses weren't covered.

    5

1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Aug 26 2014 @ 16:10

    Woa! That's a porker of a coincidence!

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!