i will never understand why boyfriends are
- i will never understand why boyfriends are so overprotective.....
- thought Xerenya to herself, half-heartedly lashing out with a weighted chain to brain the bandit sneaking up behind her. The last rays of the setting sun glinted on her oiled
- lam chops. Virgin olive oil. A little thyme. Sage. Xerenya loved to beat bandits with oiled cuts of meat because
- she had always been an effective multi-tasker. This way Xerenya could be valiant and tederize meat at the same time. Her bountiful bosom swelled with pride at her own ingenuity.
- Squawkers was impressed with her meat tenderizing skills and bountiful bosom. Xerenya caught him staring through the window. "Want to watch some Street Shark cartoons?" she said
- while sauntering over to the FlatScreen TV. Squawkers felt torn, he LOVED watching StreetShark cartoons, but knew deep down this Xerenya situation would end messy. Whattodo? Sweat
- dripped down his chest, down his leg, and puddled under him. A salesman came running over and kicked Squawkers and screamed "can't you damn birds control when you potty?!" Poor
- Squawkers landed in the corner dazedly alternating between weak chirps & singing "When your bird is broken, will it bring you down? You may be awoken. I’ll be round, I’ll be round.
- When your squaw is cracked and no longer squeaks. Don't look down. Don't look down. The earth is shaken, the sky not be quaken, I'll be 'round, I'll be 'round." The End
- , appropriately capitalised, was not long in coming. He heard the collective gasp as the blade dropped and then applause as he rose, headless, to take a final bow. That showed 'em!
- Started
- 2011-08-16 08:49:12
- Finished
- 2013-07-11 04:53:48
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PurpleProf Jul 11 2013 @ 06:50
Good for BerryFine for picking up the Beatles reference! Now all y'all newcomers have to investigate the Squawkers phenomenon, which was started by MangoMania some time back. Note that you can do searches in FS for references of characters or ideas from past stories you may want to revive. But there is one thing that will never, ever happen...no matter how many difficult predicaments Squawkers finds himself in, he will never die. Right, MangoMania??? :)
MangoMania Jul 11 2013 @ 09:32
I think Wildom tried to kill him and put him in a sandwich, but he rose as a Phoenix. Anyone else curious to see if Lady is still with the overprotective boyfriend from 2 years ago?
PurpleProf Jul 11 2013 @ 10:08
Definitely, MM!
lucielucie Jul 11 2013 @ 12:20
OK - who here is Lady's overprotective boyfriend & what did you do with her body?
MangoMania Jul 12 2013 @ 09:37
hahaha too funny, I had to start the fold. http://foldingstory.com/81a9p/