After her first turducken, Emily was a woman

After her first turducken, Emily was a woman obsessed. Suddenly, every meal had to include some poor animal crammed into another. She started small at first, stuffing field mice

into pheasant, toad into hamster. You know, that kind of thing. Pretty soon it was peacock into water buffalo and wash it all down with a nice pinot. When Emily heard that a

rhino had made love to a cat which turned into a unicorn that ate some grass that transformed it into a person

Now people make fun of him becasue he still has his horn.

He was dejected but he still hoped for acceptance. The acceptance of his horn was important to him.

To put it lightly, it meant the world to him. But the chance of him finding the one mortal to accept him for what he really was... He shook his head. The chance was slim.

Whitman banged him on the head with his rubber spatula. "I dub thee 'Acceptable,'" said he. From that moment on, he and Whitman were besties. They held hands and ran through the

red longingly at the sweet yumminess of the Lucky Charm field of marshmallows. If only we had milk so we could eat them. "Oh, I have an idea" whispered WilDom as he then proceed

ed to pull Up his Top and pull Down his pants to expose his Bottom to the Charm field. We found this Strange thus uniting all six flavors of Quark and the pot of Gold materialized!