Indoors, indoors, iiiiiinnndoooooorrsss!
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Indoors, indoors, iiiiiinnndoooooorrsss! Take it away penny!
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the best time to wear a striped sweater.. is all the time
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thought Charlie Brown but the stripe was crooked because dear Grandma, one of those off camera voices you never see, lost count of her stitches. A few stiches short, that was
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what everyone said about Charlie Brown's Grandma, ever since she started wearing shoes on her hands and talking like a trombone. But Charlie had troubles of his own. Secretly, he
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had been taking karate lessons and his fantasy of kicking the crap out of Lucy the next time she pulled the football away was about to become a reality. Charlie and his gram
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crackers waited with the ole pig skin. Lucy offered to hold the ball. Charlie Brown ran at it and landed on his back. But this time he took Lucy with him. Thud! Then he pinned her
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to the ground. “Got you this time, bitch!” Charlie Brown snarled at Lucy as he held her shoulders down. “Did you really think your football trick would last? Schulz is DEAD, baby!"
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Lucy went stiff in Charlie Brown's arms. She kept repeating "The Dutchman is dead". Chuck sent for Linus. "Tell him to bring his blanket." Marcie came over to see what all the fuss
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was about, and, upon seeing blood stains on Lucy’s exposed panties, shrieked, “Blood!” Simultaneously, Pig Pen arrived upon the scene and observed, “She’s menstruating, Marcie.”
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"What does that mean?" "Well, guv, it means she's probably a witch. Check 'er nips and if she' s got 'em, we play Burn or Drown." "Do we need dice for that?" "Not exactly, Sir."
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- 2014-10-07 15:13:19
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- 2020-03-26 02:54:08
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Woab Mar 28 2020 @ 13:45
Wow, did we ever roast these Peanuts.
TarotGuy Mar 29 2020 @ 15:44
Re: Roasting Peanuts-- Good one, Woab!
pinky Mar 30 2020 @ 21:40
Hah, finally! Thanks for giving the satisfaction we've all been waiting for TarotGuy. Take that, Lucy you c...oniving uppity biatch! Knarf!
LordVacuity Mar 30 2020 @ 23:49
How is it that Marcie is so well versed in the ways of science?
pinky Mar 31 2020 @ 21:59
Obviously she is a modern alchemist, witch hunting by day, and attending night school in the evenings.
SlimWhitman Apr 12 2020 @ 10:44
I always suspected Marcie. Sir.
TarotGuy Apr 12 2020 @ 12:32
As the Peanuts' teacher would say, "Wahh wah wah wah wah-wah wahhh!"