In eighteen hundred and fifty-nine, a summer's

In eighteen hundred and fifty-nine, a summer's day turned strangely dark, and the sun a jaundiced moon. The Turtle of the Baskervilles startled the groundskeeper on a lark, with di

gressions in Vedic Sanskrit on the supremacy of tomatoes over tomatillos, which lasted far into the night. Pausing for breath, the Turtle of the Baskervilles realized that it was

time to go out onto the gloomy moors & kill some people. The Turtle of the Baskervilles doesn't howl or slaver. It positions itself in the middle of a path hoping to trip someone

out for an evening stroll. The Turtle has dispatched the gardener, Mrs.Tobbs, & her lapdog. Did I mention the Turtle of the Baskervilles is a snapping turtle? He wanted bigger game

so The Snapping Turtle of the Baskerville's crawled towards town. He infiltrated the sewers, only coming out at night. The cops found broken remains of prostitutes, thieves and

cashiers littering the alleyways. That snapping turtle was bred for illegal turtle racing and backyard brawls. The Baskerville's should have know what they were getting when they

adopted the turtle and allowed customers to look at it. Now they were about to be sued by one whose child was bit on the finger by the snapper, requiring stitches.

Said Little Johnny had no right to postpone getting the weeds out before it snowed again through the hole in the roof. Rocky Raccoon offered to help, given his large family.

But Little Johnny said he was not giving Rocky Raccoon his large family back. They were still having problems in sorting the laundry out. He kept filling the machine with money.