Reggies' boss liked to take potential customers

Reggies' boss liked to take potential customers for a round of golf to relax & help synch the deal, but when Reggie sent his ball into a sandtrap for the 3rd time, he got T'd off

and spontaneously decided his best course of action would be to wrap his Titleist around a tree. Reggie's boss was about to can him on the spot when one of the customers, a rep for

those plastic shopping cart seat flaps took his bosses attention away. The Rep was named Mel Lipswtich. He unfolded his tri-pod and said, got out his laser pointer

and lasered everyone in the supermarket into melting heaps of goo. A lion jumped through a window and karate kicked the laser out of Mel's hand. Just when things seemed hopeless,

something happened to make them seem beyond hopeless - the lion ate Mel. Then the lion went into the World Food Aisle, ate a 2lb bag of turmeric & vomited Mel right back up. Mel wa

He created a Dada collage and made it into paper airplanes. Whoever caught one had to fold a story and throw it again. This went on until after midnight. Someone filmed the Dadaist

Non-Event and sold it to the Warren Commission who replaced it with the Zapruder film. Sometime during the night the lobsters, they marched. We followed their train until we found

the clarified butter. "Explain this." the lobsters demanded, leaderless, en masse, in unison. Of course there was nothing we could say, and so we stayed in that awkward impasse un

-til the lobsters died of natural causes, after which we made a bisque that was to die for. Well, the lobsters died for it, anyway. Bless their hearts.