Lobsterman and Godzilla went, for the first

Lobsterman and Godzilla went, for the first time, to the nearest Whole Foods in search of good, healthy food. In the produce department, they looked around like tourists. They were

Taking pictures with the local shoppers and admiringthe vast collection of novelty reusable bags. Lobsterman and Godzilla ended up getting 50 dollars worth of kale and kale accesso

Ries at the market green grocer. So locked in their own world were Lobsterman and Godzilla that the did not notice the Farmer's Market only 1 green grocer when a town of this size

merited at least 47 green grocers. But nothing really mattered to Lobsterman and Godzilla, only that they were together. Godzilla looked longingly into Lobsterman's eye stalks and

let out an achingly forlorn cry as only Godzilla could. Lobsterman leaned his head against Godzilla's craggy, radioactive chest. "Your love is the clarified butter beneath my shell

which cooks me in its greasy warmth." Godzilla looked puzzled. "What are you trying to say Lobsterman my love?" "That I'm lactose intolerant you glowy ape!" Godzilla buzzed slightl

y. It was a sign of mild irritation, which would soon erupt into one of those full blown tantrums Lobsterman found so arousing. He nipped Godzy on the tail with his smaller pincer

and he shrieked in his Godzy way. "Why, Lobsterman? Just.. Why. Is it just in your nature to do this or do you genuinely dislike me that much?"

Lobsterman thought a moment, scratching his head with a claw. “No, I guess I don’t dislike you THAT much,” he said. “Actually, I dislike you MORE than that!” He lunged at Godzy,