Maddie, desperate for a way to pass the time,

  • Maddie, desperate for a way to pass the time, has started a FoldingStory with her three friends, Becky, Leeden, and Haley.

  • They decided to meet at the Haggis Shack at 4. That was a 20 walk for Maddie. She was the closest. Haley’s mom would drop Haley & Leeden. Becky took the 23f bus from downtown. When

  • Haley's mom looked at Haley and Leeden's outfits in disgust, "Schmatta! Wear something a little more hot and a little less "die"! Leeden called Becky in haste

  • ..." but Haley's Mom's voice trailed away when she saw Becky approaching in a pair of green fur lederhosen. "You'd look hot in lederhosen, Leeden," taunted Becky as she swayed her

  • booty while climbing into her Uber that she hailed toward the Last Resort. The group or gals, Haley, Leeden, Maddie, and Becky were on their way while Maddie asks, “Mr. Uber driver

  • check out my booty?” While Maddie bared dozens of hundred-dollar bills, the Uber driver giggled, and revealed, “I’m blind, Lady. This is a Tesla. Can’t see your booty or your boobs

  • , and I sure as hell can't drive this damn car." Maddie gasped as the semi-truck came barreling towards the two of them.

  • "Well fuck... what do I do??" Maddie listened, and thought. " I can't drive this damn car, but we sure as hell will have fun"

  • "You put your foot on the gas and go, it's pretty simple." said Maggie in a very condescending tone. "Look, we will have fun, but not unless we get there, and we have no time."

  • We twisted our way thru Mulholland; took Sunset Plaza to the top. We had 3 choices: down to Hollywood, or The Valley. Maggie splattered our brains into a film mogul’s Rolls-Royce.



  1. LordVacuity Apr 09 2020 @ 14:11

    Now you know why Maddie was going to walk in the first place. Stupid blind Uber drivers.

  2. LordVacuity Apr 09 2020 @ 14:12

    Notice though, that Maddie found her way back into the story at a walker's pace.

  3. LordVacuity Apr 09 2020 @ 14:15

    Maddie turns into Maggie under extreme stress. Such as when careening down the Hollywood hills in a Tesla that is not 2K ready.

  4. LordVacuity Apr 09 2020 @ 14:46

    That third choice was a doozy.

  5. LordVacuity Apr 09 2020 @ 15:04

    I'll just leave this here. https://voca.ro/7IGqGZoa84o

  6. LordVacuity Apr 09 2020 @ 15:24

    We didn't get a picture of Becky while wearing the fur lederhosen. When she and the blind Uber driver survived the crash she ditched the fur lederhosen. It was found by a guy doing community service by cleaning up crash sites. He modified it and you can see his picture at https://66.media.tumblr.com/6dbc812c34c302aba62d01e308b64f02/tumblr_nk8yexkXzX1snny5mo1_500.png

  7. Wurm Apr 11 2020 @ 22:18

    I didn't realize it was a self-driving Tesla. Oh, well, back to the drawing board.

  8. Wurm Apr 11 2020 @ 22:21

    Told from a blind Uber driver's point of view.

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