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"I wish he would just leave me alone" Mathew

  • "I wish he would just leave me alone" Mathew said to himself, " He's such a nosey person, maybe he should just go and talk to his own sun." Mathew got up and then

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  • he walked outside, got struck by lighting, crashed his car, jumped onto a train, and woke up in Atlanta with three dollars and half of his head shaved. Suddenly,

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  • about what smh

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  • .... oerghhar3e. I listened in horror when my daughter suddenly spoke gibblish. She'd been telling me a story which was perfectly understandable seconds ago, but all reason seemed

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  • to have been too much pressure for my sweet five your daughter. I wanted to make her totally logical like Dr. Spock. So I drilled her on logic day and night and her mind just

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  • fused into a solid crystalline core of gridlocked neurons. Human minds aren't made for logic, I found. I tried to rescue my daughter from this state with the most irrational thing

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  • at hand - have *you* ever tried to rescue a daughter using only your wits and pi? It makes no cents whatsoever but it actuarially worked - go figure! If thee ever was a next time

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  • then I have it all figured in advance. Damsels in distress are no problem for a man with a degree in mathematics and a protractor, such as myself. Next time, however, I will

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  • probably not stop to boast at the fire-breathing dragon about my overpriced TI-83. Sure, it captured his interest, but it didn't distract his appetite. Oh well.

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1 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath May 03 2013 @ 21:07

    "and a protractor" LOL nice one, bigword

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