"I wish he would just leave me alone" Mathew

"I wish he would just leave me alone" Mathew said to himself, " He's such a nosey person, maybe he should just go and talk to his own sun." Mathew got up and then

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about what smh

.... oerghhar3e. I listened in horror when my daughter suddenly spoke gibblish. She'd been telling me a story which was perfectly understandable seconds ago, but all reason seemed

to have been too much pressure for my sweet five your daughter. I wanted to make her totally logical like Dr. Spock. So I drilled her on logic day and night and her mind just

fused into a solid crystalline core of gridlocked neurons. Human minds aren't made for logic, I found. I tried to rescue my daughter from this state with the most irrational thing

at hand - have *you* ever tried to rescue a daughter using only your wits and pi? It makes no cents whatsoever but it actuarially worked - go figure! If thee ever was a next time

then I have it all figured in advance. Damsels in distress are no problem for a man with a degree in mathematics and a protractor, such as myself. Next time, however, I will

probably not stop to boast at the fire-breathing dragon about my overpriced TI-83. Sure, it captured his interest, but it didn't distract his appetite. Oh well.