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All we need is love,datadadada..."Yeah,right!"he

  • All we need is love,datadadada..."Yeah,right!"he said through his teeth.Naive song lyrics made Ed sick!Gimme some Ramones,for fuck sake...
  • There is more truth, more insight and more depth in The Ramones' 'Baby, I Love You' then any sappy love song you care to croon to me driving down the A21 on the way to the seaside.
  • 'course after the lobotomy, I'm not quite the same, but my body knows every curve of this road until here just outside St. Luis Obisbo you've switched to singing Blitzkrieg Bop
  • for the five millionth time instead of the Bohemian Rhapsody like you're supposed to, so now we're completely lost. Good job." He said, interrupting himself. He decided to smash
  • up his fingers on the piano, before his hand became bloody and twisted. The plumps lay around the floor. It turns out he was a right crazy old man. He got sent to a lunatic asylum
  • to tend its graveyard with a healthy per-month pay and excellent benefits. The old man's hands were ruined but this did not prevent him from sitting down at the ghost piano at mid
  • night and cranking out a sprightly rendition of "Roll out the barrel" before returning to the humdrum tasks of polishing headstones, disposing of faded plastic flowers and
  • picking up dog poop. Sometimes he would invite some friends over to play fun graveyard games like "Tag, You're Dead", "Hide and go to Hell", and "Grave Robber Scavenger Hunt". When
  • they got to the end of scavenger hunt and dug up the graves, sometimes they found fun little prizes in the caskets like candy and
  • penny whistles, other times they found nothing but bones. They never again talked about the events of that day but a would nod to each other in a way that showed they remembered.
Started
2014-06-21 21:38:03
Finished
2015-02-24 22:51:12

5 Comments

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    sundancer Feb 25 2015 @ 18:22

    I really like this one! :-)
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    lucielucie Feb 26 2015 @ 17:24

    Point of Information... the A21 goes from London to Hastings in Kent, not St Luis Obisbo.
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    SlimWhitman Feb 27 2015 @ 10:05

    Depends on the country, Mooney Rd = A21 in Westwood, CA, USA. Maybe the lobotomized protagonist was on a roadtrop from Pegleg Mountain? http://maps.google.ch/maps?saddr=@40.412232,-120.976453daddr=Avila+Beach+Drive,+San+Luis+Obispo
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    SlimWhitman Feb 27 2015 @ 10:07

    http://maps.google.ch/maps?saddr=@40.412232,-120.976453&daddr=Avila+Beach+Drive,+San+Luis+Obispo
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    lucielucie Feb 27 2015 @ 15:17

    I stand corrected... But... no-one's ever sung me a love song on the A21 to St Luis Obispo.

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