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A troll, a mole, and Dave Grohl walk into

  • A troll, a mole, and Dave Grohl walk into a Chinese restaurant. They sit at separate tables and each orders 5 courses. Who ordered the chicken fingers?
  • Trick question: they're all the same person. After Dave Grohl the mole troll finished all 5 courses of chicken fingers, he had worked up a powerful thirst. "Waiter! Bring me a
  • a Tab Cola!" "Tab, really?" the waiter giggled. This put Dave Grohl into a black rage. He stood up from the table, flung back his stringy hair and grabbed the closest utensil
  • , a sterling silver spork. "How odd," he thought. I didn't know that sporks were created in anything other than plastic. Suddenly, he was consumed with thoughts of Taco Bell, so
  • mehow he found himself standing at the counter of one ordering a Taco Bell Fiesta Taco Salad. He shoveled it in with the silver spork. But he was still hungry. He ended up at Wendy
  • 's ordering a Frosty which went against his religion. He was a Dairy Queenest. He was in fact the high priest of double chocolate dipped cones. If his congregations saw him
  • at Wendy's sucking down a Frosty, he'd be excommunicated and stripped of his cassock.If that happened, he not only be embarrassed, but naked too...and without his Dilly Bars.
  • His fears were all but forgotten when he saw Jessica Biel walking along without a bra and smiling at him. She was coming over to
  • slap an injunction on him for stalking her for five years. He stopped rummaging through her bins to look up at her and smile adoringly. "Look," he said,"I've got one of your
  • Toaster Strudel and I haven't iced it yet." He held out the frozen confection. "It's strawberry, your favorite." They began to eat tit together, their lips meeting mid-strudel.
Started
2012-08-28 18:52:54
Finished
2013-02-27 09:44:48

12 Comments

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    jayursus Feb 27 2013 @ 09:46

    ROFLMAO "eat IT, not eat TIT"! LOL
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    49erFaithful Feb 27 2013 @ 12:23

    ...and that's how Jessica Biel became known as strudel tits.
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    jayursus Feb 27 2013 @ 14:50

    I didn't know Jessica Biel played Gretchen Weiners in Mean Girls! ;)
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    lucielucie Feb 27 2013 @ 14:51

    What are Toaster Strudels and why would you ice them?
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    jayursus Feb 27 2013 @ 15:21

    Bad American breakfast pastry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toaster_Strudel
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    lucielucie Feb 27 2013 @ 15:33

    Ta x
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    SlimWhitman Feb 27 2013 @ 18:44

    Great fun, this one. The start is already droll. I was imagining the silver spork as a sort of magic wand of fast food. No waiting in the drive-in. It just teleports you right to checkout where you pick up your order. Fast Food Stories: Fast Food Ninjas http://foldingstory.com/690gp Hamburglar Joins a Gang http://foldingstory.com/234rs Grimace calls 911 http://foldingstory.com/51z44 Shortcake for Adults http://foldingstory.com/wavu7 Ronald & the Blue Minotaur http://foldingstory.com/zs5hv
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    inatick Feb 27 2013 @ 19:03

    It sounds more like a dessert than a breakfast food. American cuisine is very curious with its breakfast pastries (toaster strudel) and snack cakes (twinkies).
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    49erFaithful Feb 27 2013 @ 19:24

    Mmm, dessert for breakfast. Breakfast for dinner. Sounds about right!
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    jayursus Feb 27 2013 @ 19:39

    @inatick it's basically breakfast fast-food, which, as you know, we Americans are all about. lol
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    lucielucie Feb 28 2013 @ 07:17

    Porridge is quick.
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    jayursus Feb 28 2013 @ 11:52

    And infinitely better for you than a toaster strudel LOL not a health nut here by any stretch btw

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