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A misterious bright object was spotted on

  • A misterious bright object was spotted on the surface of the Moon. It was moving slowly and often changed the direction. The day after, it was in all the newspapers - all over the

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  • globe. USA Today: "Moving Lunar object baffles scientists", Le Figaro: "Homme dans les clins d'oeil de la lune", Le Pais , News of the World: "

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  • The news reporters, 2-1/2 years after the Great War, sent projectiles off the screen that landed in our living rooms. My mum had one land near her while knitting and panicked.

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  • She sprang up, threw all her knitting supplies into the air and screamed, ¨HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS RESTING IN THE THONG, WHAT IN THE LEMON SQUEEZING JUICE IS THAT?!?!?!¨

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  • "Grandma!" exclaimed little Winifred, who had never heard her grandmother curse like that, nor could she see the apparition that Granny was now clawing at. "YOU SUNNIVA BIRCHBARK

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  • NOTCHTWITCHIN' PEABLEFISKER!" Winifred's granny always had a rolling pin handy and thwapped the spectre. The unhappy medium tried to calm her down so the spirit could tell them

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  • tomorrow's final score. Winnifred got her granny settled down. The medium got the spectre's attention by saying it's name and then spitting in a red solo cup. The spectre screamed.

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  • "No, that's my special red cup! I've had it since college. I have a set and I was going to pass them to my grandchildren." The medium gasped. "I don't think she know's she's dead."

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  • This was deeply unsettling as her head was currently in my handbag, and her body was in the boot of my car. How could she not know she was dead? She'd never been bright, that's tru

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  • e, but her ignorance seemed boundless. No one knew exactly why, but I believe it was hope. Hope we never found her dead. Hope she was still well. Hope that survived until her death

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