I hate my grandma's attic. It's creepy and

I hate my grandma's attic. It's creepy and smells like moldy socks. Probably because there are moldy socks up there, along with the rest of dear departed grandpa's other things.

i look at my harry styles look alike doll and think

gosh i really should throw this out. Its just junk i think as i throw it out. Little did i know that this doll was coming back to haunt me

She was filled with padding and vengeance as she climbed my bed with a kitchen knife firmly attached to her stumpy arm "geez i thought i threw out this junk why is this junk back

in 2013. Then,

a cow flew.

Plane spotters were unsure how to classify the flight in their statistics. A decision was going be determined at the World Plane Spotting Convention in Berlin but British Airways

refused to land their Blimpolino on the anniversary of the Hindenburg's flight for publicity reasons,but soon the slow passage of blimposphere's became the cruiseships of the elite

, a development that pleased purveyors of hydrogen, helium, and hope; the advent of the steampunk age was upon us, and we felt appropriately dressed.