I knew something was wrong when I pulled

I knew something was wrong when I pulled into the garage and saw that the hallway door was cracked open. Getting out of the car, I stepped on broken glass. A high-pitched moan was

heard. I froze in my tracks and smelled the rotten scent before seeing the figure. A hunched over.. thing shambled to the door and nudged it open. It looked human like, but it

was not. I said, "Friedriche?" The thing twitched in recognition. The figured clambered around the small room.

"Mein Gott! Vas ist das?" I exclaimed. Friedriche slithered down the wall. (Translated.) "The experiment was a complete success! My bones are incorporeal!"

Friedriche's ethereal form slid to the floor, screeched, and snapped its spindly fangs at my bare ankles. Doktor Verrückte cackled and cried, "Mein Experiment hat funktioniert!"

watched Dr Verrückte drink an elixir and morph into…Dr Vernünfte! The 2 were 1! "Und now der präsident awaits me!" he laughed & departed with the monstrous puppy. Öutsmärted again!

Verdumpster Dr.Verrückte! Dr.Vernünfte was always a bit too rational für mein Geschmack. If he got to Herrn Präsident mit ze giant Puppyhund my own dasterdly plans are für ze Katz!

"Nein! Nein nein nein nein nein," the film director pronounced, wriggling his moustache in disgust. "Das ist all wrong, do it again and this time in ze Englisch... Action!"

The film's star, who only spoke Japanese, scratched his head and wondered what that funny kraut was talking about. So he was too busy to notice the prop train that ran him over.