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Marsh supermarkets would sell homogenized

  • Marsh supermarkets would sell homogenized milk with caps that said "HOMO" on top. I thought they were hilarious and collected a bunch of them – and kept them for 20 years before I

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  • finally turned one upside down. "OWoh" it said. It was then and only then did I see the faintest image of Keanu Reeves behind the letters. He'd been upside down, commenting on

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  • his uber-canadian-ness. You know, like Robert Goulet, hockey pucks, and not giggling when you say Regina properly. No, this wanna be needed a lesson, and I was teacher, eh.

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  • So I took out the "razon sash" and said, "You are a beauty queen!" and whipped him in the face like a methed out monkey. I pulled his hair and said look at that,

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  • look in the mirror! The Dark mark of

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  • liver spots plague your visage. Forsooth, fair Gweneviere, thou art now old as all get out. Methinks I shall rethink my open ended proposal of betrothal. Prithee, forgive my

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  • youthful romantic indulgence. Nay, I was but a lad when first I lay eyes upon thee. Alas, the years are unkind and so I take my leave. Fare thee well, Gweneviere! I do love nothing

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  • more than to lay my eye upon your glorious face. But, alas, I am going, and thee, I will never see until my life has reached its end.

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  • I have tried to win thy love and thy hand this race, but I fear that it is not I you really see. In afterlife I shall descend

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  • To hell for my previous sins

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