He could see the stag's silhouette against

He could see the stag's silhouette against the bright lights of Hurst Castle. They gave him permission to hunt there after his shift. He removed his Bowie knife and sprinted

toward the Stag. Thumper grabbed Bambi and said, "You can't. You have to stop killing other deer." Ever since Bambi's mother had died,

In her notorious career as an international mercenary, Parachuting deep into the Burmese jungle Bambi stalked through the dense overgrowth, the smell of fresh blood in her nostrils

. One thing was certain: it was a bull elephant, and it was big. Bambi rolled the silk into her backpack and tiptoed behind a fern, where

he met his lovely, gentle, caring mother and asked her about elephant. She said:

"An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications." "Mother," he cringed, "You know no one should discuss politics or Africa on the bus." The last time she did that

She was at the pet store when the fire broke out....yes, it wasn't pretty. She was always doing that-talking politics, setting small fires. At least the fire extinguisher worked

not the best thing you want to hear when you are a serial arsonist

for the Senate. Mitt Romney's always "burn this" and Dick Cheney's always like "evidence" that. I tell you, I am so sick of old rich fatties.