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All-you-can-eat-shrimp. Fresh cat fish trout

  • All-you-can-eat-shrimp. Fresh cat fish trout perch grouper Todays special - buffalo eel. We know fish. Honest scales. Welcome! Grady looked at the Fishwife. She looked at him.

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  • Grady looked at the Fishlad. The Fishlad looked at his girlfriend. His girlfriend brandished a large knife. The Fishlad looked at Grady. "OK, the buffalo eel then. Is it Japanese?"

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  • The Fishwife swiped her knife across a wet stone. "T'was crafted by Hattori Hanzo." Grady gulped. "I m-meant the eel..." He tried to sneak by the Fishlad, but slipped on a Turbot.

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  • A copy of A Surfeit of Lampreys was put on the table by the Fishman, who sported a mackarel. Eel pie was served by Grady's staff, at the Fishlad's request. "Here is your dinner!",

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  • he chummed at me shellfishly. A piano tuna gullied up to the bar, sitting next to me. "Yo, barkeep! Gimme a Spiked PIke!" The bartender floundered for a moment, casting about for

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  • "sex on the beach" because this guy drank like a fish. On the scale from 1 to ten, this guy was a king salmon or a cutthroat trout. He was reel, playing for keeps with baited breat

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  • -h. But he was a real catch, even though he was a Pole. Plus, I knew his net worth. So I baited him and he fell for it hook, line and sinker. But something was fishy. Three days

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  • later, I was wrapping the Pole in wax paper and packing him in ice. It's the only way to prevent spoiling. It's true. There he was, his gray mustache, his comb-over. He looked so

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  • adorable in that Monopoly man costume. The monocle nearly popped out when I said that, and I jumped a foot away from the storage box. "You're still alive?"

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  • "Alive, and more than I ever have been, dearest Gwendolyn. Though the ever twisting spiral of time may have pushed us apart the very same has brought us back together again."

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10 Comments

  1. Gdnknxprmnt Aug 25 2016 @ 07:54

    I like for puns.

  2. SlimWhitman Aug 25 2016 @ 18:34

    Have you been to this Puntry? http://foldingstory.com/fw23h/

  3. BlastedHeath Aug 25 2016 @ 19:42

    Ambika, thanks for "A Surfeit of Lampreys"! That sounds like the kind of fake book title I like to throw into a story, but in this case, I googled it and saw that it's a real book!

  4. BlastedHeath Aug 25 2016 @ 19:46

    Gdnknxprmnt (hoping we can find a nice abbrev for that -- GDX okay with you?) , I really like how you voiced that closing fold!

  5. Dhanithecat Aug 25 2016 @ 20:44

    It was by the late Ngaio Marsh, a Kiwi mystery writer.

  6. BlastedHeath Aug 25 2016 @ 20:54

    Yes! Thank you for the reminder, as I have added her works to my mountainous stacks of the to-be-read. It was also an historical reference to the presumed cause of Henry I's death. Public Service Announcement: Always consume lampreys in moderation, if ever.

  7. SlimWhitman Aug 26 2016 @ 06:47

    I recall seeing an old black-and-white photograph of a fish shop that inspired my starter fold. Thanks for making it into a smacking good fishtale!

  8. Gdnknxprmnt Aug 26 2016 @ 07:25

    Slim, thank you for that reference. I liked. I liked all of the puns.

  9. Gdnknxprmnt Aug 26 2016 @ 07:32

    BlastedHeath, I like to believe that nicknames should be determined by the collective. The full username should be Gedankenexperiment (German for 'thought experiment'). Take away from that what you like. =D Also thanks, I was feeling particularly purple and I needed to relieve the pressure.

  10. Gdnknxprmnt Aug 26 2016 @ 08:23

    In other words: yeah, GDX works.

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