Huh. Darth Santa. Maybe this new Star Wars

Huh. Darth Santa. Maybe this new Star Wars movie has a few tricks up its sleeve after all.

heresy Skywalker's Jedi recruits spread that there was a Santa in a Galaxy far away who rode a glider pulled by 8 tiny kybucks distributing light sabres to kids. Darth Santa hated

deciding which little tikes were on the naughty or nice list. Darth Santa gazed on the blaster cinder of Alderaan. "Well, that solves THAT problem." The Stormtrooper elves

followed him to the holochamber. As he dropped to one knee, the twisted visage of Darth Mopsy, the dark Sith Lord of Easter, resolved itself. "What is thy bidding, my master?".

"Halloween..." rumbled Darth Mopsy from above. "I must have it! Our organization needs rebranding and what better than an orgy of sugar induced madness?" The kneeling figure

rose and nodded. He then withdrew his double laser machete, shouted "Expelliarmus!" and the fat man in the red suit was ejected from the sleigh. Halloween was a day away and he nee

ded to transmogrify the sleigh into an obsidian black chariot for the Headless Horseman. As All Hallows Day was the time to bring Cinderella, Belle and Red Riding Hood to the tower

in which the Marquis de Sade was imprisoned, the chief geôlier, under the marquis' command (as he was well-rewarded), hastened to supply his secret employer with all manner of

quills and parchment because everything depends on the imagination which is the spur to all delights.