Her room mate hates the word "vagina," which
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Her room mate hates the word "vagina," which makes how-was-your-day conversations awkward as she works as a physician's assistant for a gynecologist. So euphamisms are a way of
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redirecting the conversation through a filter that would make unwashed or yeasty penis garages more agreeable. She buried her face in her hands and began to lap up her
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yogurt of perspiration and panic. The sour salt of it always calmed her jack-hammer pulse. No wonder Simone, the garage enforcement matron, had recently forbidden
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hippies from entering her personal space. Once she was in a powder puff football game and a Hippie defensive lineman tackled her. It was too much for her to handle
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what with the smell of patchouli everywhere. Powder puff was not for her. She liked to place pylons and taped arrows on her driveway, welcoming any new driver to
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get weighed. Truth be told there weren'ta lot of takers because -- little known fact -- truckers tend to be a little sensitive about their waistlines. It didn't help that she
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walked around with a long stick, ready to poke any slightly paunchy truckers in the belly, screaming at them that "EATING IS CHEATING!". Truckers do not respond well to that.
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Their response is much more aggressive. How would you feel if they were basically calling you FAT? The truckers grabbed the stick and snapped it like a toothpick.
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"DON'T YOU DARE CALL US FAT." The truckers yelled. Oh dear. This is bad, I thought to my self. I began to run but one of them grabbed my leg and
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pulled off my sock and shoe and began to tickle my feet. Unfortunately I have very ticklish feet. I tried to push against the trucker but I just moved his folds of fat so I decided
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- 2010-12-11 13:05:21
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- 2011-01-18 13:24:11
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