Ever have one of those moments when you just

Ever have one of those moments when you just go "Fuck life" that you're more naive than you are, or to be swallowed up by the floor? Once upon a time Joe was having this same probl

em. He kept waking up in the basement of his house, not knowing how on earth he got there. Joe was naïve about things like that. Yeah, you could fool ol' Joe 99.9% of the time.

He quickly got used to it. It wasn't just naivete but an inborn ability to accept things as they were. Joe didn't cross lines or stub toes. He awoke in his basement one 00.1% day.

He vowed to live the day to 0.1% of it's potential. First I'll take a nice little nap until noon. Then if I feel hungry I'll eat the dog's food. He liked it, after all. But Joe

was adamant: he would give nothing. 0.1% effort was too much to ask. Joe was determined this time. Coma, or bust. Joe's brother was Tony Robbins and all of the passion for life had

somehow tilted into him instead of into Joe. Tony was full of verve, but Joe just lay there, waiting for eternal darkness to descend. But instead of that, a butterfly descended and

landed on his nose. Joe sneezed, and the butterfly was dislodged. Tony grabbed the water gun containing holy water, and pointed it at Joe with shaking hands. "Stand down!"

"Woah, woah, Tony, my friend," Joe said, holding up his hands. He made soothing gestures at the armed man. Tony bristled and reached for the trigger. "You and I both know that it's

.." Tony paused mid-speech, seeking the right word. "Irrevocable?" suggested Joe. "Yeah!" Tony's look softened & his trigger finger relaxed."You & I..we.." "Complement each other?"