At the castle gate, the French army waited

At the castle gate, the French army waited to lay siege. Inside, the English had run out of frankincense. "Can someone PLEASE dump the lair pots outside?" the King asked. An archer

fiddling around with his bow and arrow accidentally fired off an arrow. It hit a wall, bounced of a kettle, ricocheted off a lance and struck the King in the throat. The English Ki

ng's Guard were stunned, then broke into applause. The tyrant was slain! The accidental kingslayer was immediately coronated and a great celebration ensued. As his first kingly act

the knights in the room were from the Order of the Silent Swords, a group of men who cut out their tongues to stay loyal to their king. Regardless, the soiled victor changed pants

And dressed up as Sir Galahad. The Order of the Silent Swords conferred and decided what to do next. The King was asking them to dig up dirt on his adversaries. Where to start?

The Knight's of the Order of the Silent Swords where pretty literal minded & went to dig up the dirt covering his vanquished adversaries,but Sir Galahad's Sword spake to him saying

"I really should have been allowed to face the peril at Castle Anthrax. There were only 150 of them, I could have taken them easily. Then Lancelot and Robin burst through their

codpieces and ruined everything," he pouted, feeling small and inadequate. The truth is, that he was scared of Joot and the girls. It was a virgin's sense of trepidation. But when

he was around anyone of the opposite sex. . .well--the turtle kept his head inside the shell. But when he was around others who looked just like he did, he stood erect--very tall.