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  they shared bread and jam. And there he sat, picnicking with zombies. Finally, one of them broke the silence and thus began a lively discussion about the local

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  2017-07-02 12:59:45

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  His eyes widened. "You're crazy!" he shouted, reaching for the door handle. I tapped my stomach and the car alarm beeped, locking the doors.

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  2017-07-01 16:32:57

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  It hasn't been easy, growing up without hands. When I was 12 I had a brief foray intro the girl scouts. The first badge I got was starting a fire. I had to use a

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  2017-01-05 23:45:29

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  The music box began to play. It was all so simple. Life. All he needed was salt water and

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  2017-01-05 23:42:13

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  Elvis impersonator who sprang out of the hospital waiting char. "I always knew this day would come!" he shouted as he grabbed an IV bag stand to use as his mic.

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  2015-11-08 08:41:52

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  sign away her movie rights. No! She couldn't let that happen, not after what Disney did to poor Simba. Alice's only hope was to find a magic mushroom door

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  2014-04-09 12:15:13

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  and pretended not to hear as he smiled and scanned the area for classmates to wave at. This idiot was determined to be seen with me! I turned my gaze down and opened an umbrella.

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  2014-04-09 12:11:48

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  a sharpened piece of charcoal and a camping towel. Emmaline wanted to tell her dad she could no longer push this health food fad anymore, space camp was calling!

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  2014-04-09 12:06:04

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  spanx he ran out of the room crying, never to be heard from again.

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  2014-04-08 19:45:39

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  rain on his tea party! It was too late to call the whole thing off, he would have to improvise before the guests arrived.

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  2014-04-02 15:39:46

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  galaxy was just a sea monkey tank on the nightstand of some celestial being?". As I drifted towards the door, a tentacle poked out.

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  2014-04-02 15:15:05

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  Unable to let it rest I bombarded him with textbook explanations and examples. Soon a quarter of the prison population was listening to my impromptu art history lectures.

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  2012-11-11 14:04:41

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  I soon became addicted to sucking the fun out of everything. My neighbors stopped making eye contact, and even their cats hid from me. I needed fresh blood.

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  2012-11-11 13:57:11

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  mistaken as the poison from the cuttlefish coursed through my veins. I didn't sign up for this! The glossy trifold brochure of the local aquarium was so misleading.

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  2012-11-06 14:52:50

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  edly ignoring each others boners. Gnash tried to camouflage his ostentatious suit he was already in their sights and the Jester-hunters brought him down with a blowgun dart.

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  2012-11-01 15:33:28

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  as I drifted mini-turbo after mini-turbo on Rainbow Road, deliberately overshooting the road and diving headfirst into space. Lakito agreed to take me to see Odin

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  2012-10-27 15:57:14

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  opened the Emergency Taco Rations and threw them in front of the beast, temporarily distracting it. I considered my options as the computer voice announced an impending

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  2012-10-27 15:42:39

• 1
  "Te quieres casar conmigo?" she said excitedly. "Mañana te presento a mis padres y después podemos discutir los detalles". I nodded, pretty sure we were going on a date.

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  2012-10-27 08:06:27

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  Sue-Ellen looked on in horror as the tips of her hair began to curl. The spiralgraph had spun out of control into sentience and was now imposing its will on the surroundings.

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  2012-10-23 16:23:43

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  I began to see the holy spirit in every mundane aspect of my life but Dog never answered me no matter how many livejournal entries I addressed to him. I began a spiritual journey

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  2012-10-23 14:44:12