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The man backed up and ran over the little

  • The man backed up and ran over the little boy again. He looked out the window and saw boy's head hadn't been crushed. He grabbed his briefcase and started whacking

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  • the shit out of the boys head,not realizing that the law was watching him

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  • through the frosted glass. He had never been truly aware of his surroundings due to the tiny transponder buried deep in his

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  • sub-cortex. But falling in the bathtub had knocked the battery loose on his embedded mind control chip and he could see how they had deceived him all these years. The frosted glas

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  • s of his perception shattered. Reality was just a series of printed scraps of paper. People drove around in cardboard boxes. His office was a chalk-drawn square on the pavement. He

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  • was a chalk-drawn figure on the pavement. Huh? He was floating above a crime scene & his dead body was in the center. He'd been living in a cardboard box. Who'd kill a homeless guy

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  • that had smelled as bad as him? As he floated up towards heaven he arrived at the gates. It looked like the Mormons were right. He began to panic as he thought of the hell that

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  • surely awaited him. An angel read him his Miranda rights and led to the Throne Room where God was seated in his black robe holding a golden gavel. He anxiously awaited the verdict.

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  • "Let's make it short, shall we? You are hereby suspended from the use of the Internet, and illegally copy and distribute copyrighted material" God said. Jimmy shat himself

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  • and then did the unthinkable. He grabbed a book and headed outside. It was a gorgeous spring day as Jimmy settled into the hammock and opened to the first page.

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3 Comments

  1. 49erFaithful Jul 26 2011 @ 12:27

    Not a bad way to spend eternity. Though would it kill them to bring a glass of lemonade?

  2. DanMars Jul 26 2011 @ 13:09

    hahaha, nice story

  3. Chaz Jul 26 2011 @ 19:00

    "You like to read? The light is good here." - Gilbert Gottfried concerning heaven.

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